God bless Captain Morgan! Randy Chamberlain talks about Ice-pocalypse 2020, alternative alcohol procurement procedures in an emergency, and he assesses the damage from the storm that never struck.
STERMANS LOG 5.30 1.AFRIGGIN PORPOISE OCEAN RAINBOW!!!! (double rainbow guy is gonna be wicked peeved) 2. Seagull thinks we got a boat Uber 3. Gotta rabbi lobstah lookin to snip some peckahs
Welcome to a world where lobsters are "bugs," the "Ocean 5-0" comes for inspections, and where the gulls are thirstier than weirdos at PT's on a Tuesday night!
Patrick Dempsey snuggled up to Danny Cashman on 'The Nite Show' this weekend!
Hey Ma... because we love you, we got you a lube job!